vaspim:

Porn misrepresents everybody girls AND guys. Not every dude has a perfectly straight 8 incher (5.5 is average people wanna be haughty and pretend it’s not or think it’s too small but it is the average) and not every girl is as comfortable or confident sexually with herself as the actresses are. The best sex isn’t what you see on porn but it’s with someone where there’s mutual consent and comfort and a desire to actively please one another. Something I like to call the 3 C’s… Consent, comfort & cuddling… lil cuddling afterwards never hurt anyone now!

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And the award to neediest cocker spaniels goes to Kimba and Taja

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comedycentral:

This whole interview was the absolute best!

Posted May 25 with 8,374 notes via: myownhell from: drunkonstephen.






I’m gonna get a tattoo of Jules Winnifield one day that says ‘dad’ under it







myownhell replied to your post: Thank you Eric. That orgasm was fucking amazing

anytime ;D

Posted May 25






Thank you Eric. That orgasm was fucking amazing

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omg they are so offended if you lick them back.